Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Theory of relativity


This teacher,she use to teach us physics in V.A.T, in class XI and XII.
She is a very funny teacher ,if i tell u a small incident ,then u might understand how funny she is.
In class XI we were introduced to this funny and famous theory called therory of relativity.She is some one who can never even understand Newton's first law, so think how she use to teach Theory of relativity.So the follwing thing happenes every day in class.
She will come to class and ask one of my class mates ,preferably Suresh (because she hates suresh like hell , we had no idea y ) to get up and start reading the chapter.Suresh will already be prepared and will start reading it.
once the first two pages are over,The physics teacher asks the class " Did everyone understand "
We all look each other with a blank face ( we use to get scared that ,if we say "yes", then she might ask questions) and say "NO"
Now her face goes bit red and will ask Senthil (the next in the 'i hate these students ' list) to read the same pages.
Senthil will already be ready and will get up and start reading those pages with difficulty.
Now she will ask him to sit and ask "Did u people understand" Our answer will be "NO" (Obvisouly ,since nothing was taught , it was just a reading, how the hell were we suppose to understand any shit) .
Now she gets pissed off very badly and her face turns reddish of the red and she says " These two people have explained u so well and i have been spending time to teach you guys, u guys don't concentarte in class and dream so much,why the hell should we teach such a arrogant class" .
Listening to the speech Suresh and Senthil feel good about their Skills of teaching their peer but are pissed with their classmates that ,they have insulted their skills by saying "No we did'nt understand, so they turn their faces away from us.
Now the physics teacher says "Ok, this is the last time i will try explaining u guys,Davoud(that's how she spells my name) get up and read those pages,slowly" (I USE TO BE THE THIRD BAKRA IN THE LIST,SOME TIMES FIRST).
I get up with a pride that, i can explain my friends and start reading the pages slowly ( till now those who have read ,have just been reading ,never expained a single line,note the point,and me too going to do the same thing)
When i finish reading i look around my freind's face , it looks as blank as a clean slate , i understand that its a bad day and sit quietly.
The physics teacher asks "Did u atleast understand now"( she makes her face so bad that even a ghost will go mad seeing the face).
The stundents say "Yes Miss" in chorus ( there is a BGM of victory ) a victorious smile is seen in the faces of readers and the teacher, but a pathetic smile on the faces of my friends, filled with fear.
The bell rings ,the period gets over.
The teacher says "Ok now you have understood the concept right, you go home and read and understand the rest of the chapter and ask the class leader if u have any doubts" ,she looks at the class leader and says "If u have any doubts, that u are not able to explain the others, ask me ".She again looks at the class and says "we are going have a test on this chapter tomoro ,so be prepared ".I WAS THE SADDEST CLASS LEADER

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

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Sunday, October 12, 2008

google chrome



It's been like deciding on a book based on the first few pages,it's been like shifting from Windows to Mac, that has been my experience with Chrome.
Its real cool ,the reason being
1.Its faster
2.Its simple and easy to use
3.The windows look clean
These are the things which i have experienced till now, so far ,so good.......
I just loved it

Saturday, October 11, 2008

THE X-FILES: I WANT TO BELIEVE


I have been really a big fan of X-Files ever since it was there on Star T.V as a serial when i was in school.I learned the meaning of the word Paranormal from Mulder and Scully.I was so happy to see X-Files on the big screen when the last film was released.Almost all the X-File fans expect something or the other related to Aliens and UFO stuff related thing in x-files,but this one really disappointed with a plot of 'Russians in their mission to creat a Fankastine Monster'.
I was sad that both ,Mulder and Scully looked really old(and also realising that how old am i).Since the first film had a big action sequence which had cool CG work in the last sequence ,i was expecting more in this one but i was seriously disappointed,but i got a chance to see them back again after a long time (i was happy with that ,the film ended).

Friday, October 10, 2008

"Wanted" ,assistant directors for a tamil film.

For the past few months, when ever i meet some new director, the one thing that they ask is "Do you know someone for assisting me in my new film ?" wooow there is really a big demand for assistant directors.But that's now what amazed me ,the thing that amazed me was the qualification that the assistant director should have.

1.He should know english very well (so that he can watch some hollywood films for reference)
2.he should defanetly know korean ( because there some good korean films coming these days, the thing is that they forget that there are subtitles in english in DVDs)
3.He should grow long hair ( i have no idea y )
4.He should be rich enough to work with out pay.
5.he should be lookig at the sky all the time and smoking ,so that he can feel very well (for god sake what the heck is this word "feeling") smoking ganja will be a added advantage.
6.Not necessar that he should know Tamil (hahha they are making Tamil films, film has no boundry when it comes to language)
7.he/she should know how to use softwares like DVD rippers and other mpeg rippers.


My question alway is "what is the story of the film ?"
their answer mostly is HAVE YOU SEEN THIS &^%^&&&(that represts som language) FILM ?*&^%$%^^(that represents the name of the film) ,SOME THING OF THAT SORT.
My answer mostly is NO, I HAVE'NT SEEN THAT(even if i had seen the film, this gives them a secured feeling that no one in India has seen that film)

Apart from the big market for assistant directors , there is a real good market for original content thats what i understood,because two or three guys i met had refered the same korean film for their new script accidently...good knows ....next year there is going to be another VEEGAM & NAYAGAN

Dhanam, a review


It's become a fashion to cast Sangeetha in a contreversial role ,that's the only advantage the movie has, apart from the story line.
The production value of the film looks as if the director had a attitue that "who ever takes up any role(other than sangeetha in the female lead),what ever we do, what ever bad art direction we have in the film,even if the dialouges are plasic,even if the comedy track is irritating...still the movie will run ,because we have a contreversial role for sngeetha,thats the USP of the film"

Two things other than the story line of the film which were good are,Girishkarnad's and Sangeetha's costume.
This film is a good example on how badly a movie can be made with a good story as a back bone.

My sincere answer ,solutions.


There are two suggestions for ecnomic rehab of tobacco growing farmers.

1.There are lot other things that can be done with tobacco plants,other than using it to make cigarates,ghutka and other tobacco related chewing products.
One good exaple is (visit this page )

OR

2.They can be taught on how to grow some other crop and get benifited better.
One good exaple is (visit this page )

Now in the above page, they had put that they are growing grapes for wine instead of tobacco,now u might ask me "is'nt wine bad ,even wine has alcohol" then my answer would the suggestion No.1 types, there are lot of other things that can be done with grapes like consuming it raw and drying it and using it, and grapes pay farmers good money.

On the above tobacco takes up the soil nutrient faster than other crops, so it needs not of fertilizer to be used and the soil goes dead after some times, so farmers actually spend hell lot of money on fertilizer,its bad both for soil and the pocket were they keep money.(u can google and find stuff if u have doubts)

On the above all ....in just one or two clicks and right words on google if a common man like me can suggest then think about the IAS officers ,agriculturalists , PHDs(our scientific community) and the other PHDs(economist) in THE GOVT .I think its easy for them to find a good solution ,only problem is that ,they are bit lazy because of their big bellies

Monday, October 6, 2008

few silly questions in my mind.....smoking banned


It's a amazing move to bann smoking in public places, hats off to health minister.It has really worked very well, atleast for now,i don know how far its going to sustain.The best example is ,today when i was travelling in a auto,for the first time in the whole of human and alien history a auto driver asked wheather he can smoke while driving to the passenger (the passenger was me :) ) i happily said "NO" and practised my rights happily and he din smoke.
But my silly questions are.
1.when government knows that smoking is harmful to earth and also to the environment (the global warming stuff) ,why is the govt allowing the companies to sell it.
when i ask this question i know that the first question will rise in the smokers mind is "they sell poison in the store do u buy it " wooooooow what an example.
a,have u ever seen a human poison bottle on which its written "human poison"( except films,even in films its just written poison)
b,poisions are made to kill roddents ,insects and stuff.There no such things as poisons to kill humans which are sold on stores except cigrates,alcohol, ghutkha and other tobacco related products.
c,second thing the smokers and the govt will ask is "revenue" ,how will the govt get revenue ,its going to be a loss.wooow again , the amount of money govt spends each year on public health related to the above products is more than the revenue they reveive out of it ,its basically a deficit or loss.
2.so why are these products being sold MR.HEALTH MINISTER.
PLEASE MAKE A NOTE ....
I KNOW THAT THESE QUESTIONS MUAST HAVE BEEN ASKED BY SO MANY PEOPLE SO MANY TIMES BUT ,AGAIN ONE OF MY SILLY QUESTIONS IS "WHAT HAVE YOU (GOVT) DONE ABOUT IT ?"
The answer would be most probably "this is the beginning,we sure come that point at one point of time"
3.my silly question is "when u know that the end and beginning are at the same point why do choose the beginning "

I know that after all these questions asked , its still going to look silly...let it be silly but we will still keep on asking...only these silly questions have atleast brought in "bann on smoking in public places"

Sunday, October 5, 2008

You Don't Mess with the Zohan (2008)




woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow, cooooooooooooooooooooooooooool film.
This is the one film which i would not say "must watch" but "should watch" if some one asks me about the film.
Adam has once again proved that he is the most funny man in the world.
The best thing i liked about the film is the funny action sequences which look real.It's a spoof film though it had sexy action sequence better than some sequences in serious action films.
The film has handeled the serious issue between Palestine and Israel in spoofy way...
real coool film......

The kind of films i would love to watch

I was boared so badly yesterday that i wanted watch some good funny comedy film, my friend suggested me to watch ARASANGAM (Captain Vijayakanth's) or NAYAGAN (J.K.RITHEESH's) ,but what i meant was a "comedy, comedy film" which can been seen twice ,thrice types( by the way i had seen both the films earlier and laughed out loud LOL )
I decided to watch some good old films ,so i went to a dvd lending library and saw the list .The following were the ones which i selected.
1.Pammal K Sambatham
2.vasul raja mbbs
3.singara velan
4.avvai shanmugi
5.michael madhana kama rajan (my favourite of all )
6.thillu mullu
7.sathi leelavathi
8.guru sishyan
9.kathala kathala

how wonderful , our top super actors like kamal bhai and rajini ji topped in the list in comedy..both are great actors with beautiful sense of humor....the was saved ......

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Jayamkondan , a review



Umm this one film which i would like to call a proper "commercial format".
This is the kind of film which always gets a review from mags saying that "you can watch with ur family" types.
Hats off to the director.Cool, simple, very tangable and commercial plot.
The Madurai accent has worked very well with everyone, even with the female lead.
Kishore bhai is owsome , he has proved it again, the elegance and simplicity of the villan is real cool.
Real good and simple subplots.
Though the story comes closer to Agni Nakshatram , even some situations (like when the hero gets angry with her step sister and goes to meet her mother ,and finds her dead) .Still the old wine has worked very well...
good film , very entertaining and worth watching