Friday, December 21, 2007

Billa vs Police






Recently i saw couple of films like kalluri,yevano orvan,billa (tamil) and also saw Police( a malayalam film ,dvd).



It was quite sad when i saw billa. The main reason was that so much of effort,time and money spent on such a good project ,but the film din serve the expectations.



Police and Billa is similar in one way.In both the films they have tried out s style ,especially the colour tone of the film and costumes.Each scene in both the films have good platform for action but nothing happens in the scene so u get fed up after some time , that in billa since our super star Rajini had done the role earlier ,you expect a lot.



Billa had a style from Don, sharuk's(but its unfair to compare such a sylish film like don) and story taken from old tamil billa.Nothing was new in it and nothing which had been takes from the above two films were good also.



After some time ur expection turns into frustration in both the films billa-police.


both films were good portfolio for the camer men ...cool cinematography...... good costumes...sexy post work like colour grading and especially the compositing done while ajith stands on the top of the building while there is lightning ..cool work












Tuesday, December 18, 2007

mallu names

I had been having a lot mallu freinds ever since i enetered college. Since then i have been hearing names like Sidin,Jibby,Prem Lal,Praful,Sujith and the list goes on and comes Jiju ,Cijo and goes on and on again.
One fine day after a long time, i was thinking on how they name some one in mallu land and found out some interesting facts.Most of the recent name after 1970's has been stuck to a format , may be the names i have heared.
Lets take the name Jiju, it has a format .
1.Two sylabal word
2.it has got no meaning
3.No one can interpret what it means
4.no one can identify the religion he/she comes from
5.no one can identify were he comes from.

And thats how a name has to be , it should be unique and should reperesnt only that entity.So the format they use is pritty cool.
Its like no hype only the product delivery decides the character of the named product and the name is stuck to it.
Something like some ones name is Osama , sure every one has a mental inclination of teasing person.For that matter even a name like Dawood.
Basically if it symbolises something then its sure going to effect.

There are other advantages attached to this format.

Jiju is jiju ...
his first brothers name biju ,
second brothers name is ciju,
if its a girl child then its riju

like that , change the first sylabal and name a whole generation.
Now how to name the next generation , its simple just change the last sylabal
jijo
jiji for girl
jiba
jizu
like that so considering the permutation and comination of these sylabals u can come out with 234567 names , so its like naming a whole lot of 9 villages in vainadu district.

This way just by having two sylabals and playing around with them , you can actually name the whole country if u have 43 sylabals ....( just calculate it permuatting and combinating and calculating it with the population of our country divided by the sylabals used ).

Now to all my mallu freinds , please don use any abusive languge while commenting on it , it was not meant to hurt u guys but to reveal the hidden truth of the name method of the mallu land so that the future gen fromother place can too learn it

Monday, December 17, 2007

How to make film on a low budget

Last weeek i met one of my freind who wants to a short film about a donkey.I have no idea why he was so specific on making a film about a donkey, and me too never asked anything about it because when it comes to creativity ,no questions are to be answered, and no questions are to be questioned on any questions....who know why spelberg wanted to make film on dinosour,like that he would have tought of making a film about a donkey.
We sat for some discussion , all i could think of a story was about how a donkey saved the world from aliens.But he wanted a low budget film.So i thought of a story about how a donkey comes from a small town or a village and finds it difficult to lead his life with a urban donkey family .. were he meets a donkey from a zoo and falls in love with that donkey and takes the donkey from the zoo and runs to village to live a happy life.My freind wanted to make a very arti off beat film with a very unusual story line , mostly with out any story. The we sat and discussed and went to kodaikanal for a trip to relax , came back and thought of a very artistic story line.
You must be expecting thestory line .. im really really sorry i can not reveal the story line. what if some one steals the story so we are not disclosing till he finishes the project and gives out in some film festival.
The budget of the film is about 3 lakhs, including 4 donkeyes
The shoot to release time period is about 3 months .
The profit one could fetch out of this film is minimum of 3 donkeyes.

so if some one is interested please let us know ... we would be happy to put you on to the right donkey project.

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Free tamil fonts download

1) Murasu Anjal 2000
Click here to download Murasu Anjal 2000 Installing Murasu Anjal 2000 is very easy. If you have downloaded it, just run the exe file. If you have the CD version, just click on the "Install Murasu Anjal " button. Anjal provides the font 'InaimathiTSC' which helps to read our tamil pages. Anjal also helps you to send and receive Tamil emails, type short texts in tamil using built-in Murasu Editor. For details visit http://www.murasu.com.
Just remember to start Anjal every time you start your computer. You may want to place it in your startup folder so that it gets started everytime Windows starts. Remember that Tamil input and Anjal fonts will be disabled if you do not have Anjal running.
2) Other TSCII Fonts
If you would just like to read our tamil pages, you need to download any of the following TSCII fonts and install it in your Windows machine:
Mylai
Thunaivan
Sri
Steps to be followed:
Click on any of the above three fonts
You will see a dialog box - in that select "save file to disk"
Save it in a drive/folder of your choice. Let us say you save it to your desktop
Go to control panel, select settings, select fonts.
Select file option, select install new font
Select Windows then Desktop directory (or wherever you have downloaded the font), select the font you have downloaded from the list on the top and click ok. The font will be installed in your machine. Now you can read the Tamil pages
Don't forget to write to Technical Support if you have any trouble with setting up the Tamil fonts.
For more information Tamil fonts, TSCII and the Net Tamil community, visit these sites:http://www.tamil.net/tscii http://www.tamil.net/tscii/tools.html http://www.murasu.com http://www.tamil.net

Thursday, December 6, 2007

Saroja and Suicide Kings

In recent times i was searching for some best posters to put on my blog ... i found this oneeee ...... i found one more film .... a new tamil film poster ... i found some similarities not just in poster but ....



Film Title : Suicide Kings
Director:Peter O'Fallon
Writers (WGA):Don Stanford (short story The Hostage)Josh McKinney (screenplay) ....
Release Date:17 April 1998 (USA) more
Genre:Comedy / Drama / Mystery / Thriller / Crime more
Tagline:Their plan was perfect... they weren't.
Plot Outline:A group of youngsters kidnap a respected Mafia figure.
Plot Synopsis:This plot synopsis is empty. Add a synopsis
Plot Keywords:Mob Violence / Bloodshed / Betrayal / Ineptitude / Stupidity







Film Title : Saroja
Banner: Amma Creations
Cast: S.P.B. Charan, Premji Gangai Amaran, Vega, Prakash Raj, Jeyaram
Direction: Venkat Prabhu
Music: Yuvan Shankar Raja






Cool ones ,lets see if my wild guess is right....................... i have to wait..............................................



Wednesday, December 5, 2007

One more smallsss incident with my namessssess

Some time back i had gone to fill in some application for something , i exactly don remember for what .. lets take it as a for some fancy unlimited swipifying cridet card...i did a mistake by allowing the guy to fill the form.. he asked me to spell in my name i said g sheik dawood ..... take a wid gue what would he filledddd......
umm hummmmmmm no chanceeeee.. chancee ileeenaaaaa illavee illaaaaa

he had filled my name as g sheik da"uu"ood ----------- i had spelled double u , which means w , but he tot "uu", by the way i have never heared or seen any word or anything for that matter with two uu's ......:( ....... but i was lucky to seee the first word or name or anything with uu -- two u's it was coolestestttt

Tuesday, December 4, 2007

dawood


It was a surpise for me today again....
more than surprisee it was was id on know what feeling of india to name it....
i got introduced to him some weeks back by one of my freind and he is too a film maker.... so it was like same profession same lines of the country same freinds .. so applying chain rule my freinds freind is my freind , so i can call him my freind...
He read my blog and called me up and asked whether my real name it self is dawood.....
His explanation was that ,he thought its my pet name or something or people are just teasing me calling dawood .. wat to namezzz the feelingss of thisss incedencessssss ......
My name is dawood, i can't just deny this and as my freind saidsss in the blogses im completely prouds of this namesezzz, what ever may be the consequensesesesssssssszzz.

Monday, December 3, 2007

G.Sheik Dawood Syed Ali Khan to Dawood Sait

Long back when i was born my parents named me G.Sheik Dawod Syed Ali Khan (g , the initial we from tamilnadu have their fathers name as initial, like how they have sir names in north family names in mallus attached to their names ).My name was composed very carefully taking into lot of considerations like my mothers family din want to miss out their family name and my dad's famliy din want to miss theri family name.So when some one spells out my name fully it represents the whole history of family till the last century.But i don know when i was admitted in K.G classes my class teacher found out that such a long name is not cool so she cut short to just G.Sheik Dawood.
When i was class one my new class teacher Miss.Bella thought that even this big name is not that cool so she cut short and cut out some letters and made it to David in the class register.Parallely i have no idea how such a long name of mine got cut to Sait at home.
I was called David at school and Sait at home.Slowly every one forgot my real name , me too and was given a new name(s).As time passed and issues arised my parents had a fight with the school for changing my name , again it was G.Sheik Dawood in school register.
Now by 4th std my official name was G.Sheik Dawood and unofficial name was Sait.But i always liked the later on Sait,it was cool ,small and simple.More over no one can find out wich religion i belong to , the marwadis in my class thought im some hybrid from south and people from here thought i was a hybrid from north.Actually i lot my identity as such from were i belong to, that was real cool.
But all the well it was cool till Mr.Dawood Ibrahim came into picture , i don exactly wneh this happened suddely lot of people started calling me Dawood,they found it real cool to call me Dawood, but i had to face lot of problems like , when every one geting their passport clearence in one month it took me 6 months to get my passport cleared.Some people asked me wheather im a relative of mr.dawood bhai.Some people even started calling me dawood bhai.
But i never found it cool to be called Dawood Bhai, there was big big fear attached to me with the name.Recently i came across one of my school freind who told me that he never knew that my name is g.sheik dawood, he thought my real name is Sait , then i came across my college freind who told the truth that he never knew that my name was g.sheik dawood ,he alwas thought my name is just dawood.
So the conclusion people thought its cool to calle dawood and i think its cool to be called sait, in the course of time G and Sheik has be deleted from my name like how Syed Ali Khan was , so i fused both popular names and made Dawood Sait.Thats my current name.Lets hope atleast this stays.Its a cool name na.

Top schools to learn film making

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TOP INTERNATIONAL FILM SCHOOLS

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Friday, November 2, 2007

Dr Actors


Dr.Kamalahasan
Dr.Vijay

Are they trying to make fun of the title 'Dr', or they are trying to make fun Mr.Kamalahasan and Mr.Vijay....... i don't know ,if i speak out it might look arrogant ...............

By the way the people who don't know who is Mr.Kamalahasan and Mr.Vijay, they are actors from the Tamil film industry, and you might ask why Dr to these guys when Mr.Albert Einstein don have one in front of his name , bling blang blung blong ..................

Monday, September 3, 2007

Incapacity to conceive a interesting film is the latest style in the industry.

Style statement.
I overheard a conversation between a hi-fi film maker and a common man, during a premier.


Why there is no story in the film ?
It’s a style yar.
why no good acting ?
Dude who defines what’s a good acting ? , it’s a style.
Why its been edited such a way that I get headache and my eye starts paining watching ur film?
Maaan its style, fast cuts, its fashion.
Why did every one sleep in the theatre watching the film?
Ha hahahaaa people are idiots, they have no idea on how movies are made, you need a class taste to enjoy films like this.
Why does the film look like a shit?
Ahh , actually it was meant that way , we wanted the film to look like shit actually.

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Mr.Shivaji

Shivaji release , the most happening thing right now.Every one wants to watch the film on the first day,100's of communities on orkut,debates on 24/7 channels ,so many profile names with shivaji, so many profile pics of Mr.Superstar Rajinikanth.He is as famous as coke and pepsi , he has more dedicated fan following than Namitha,he has done what Hollywood actors and actress with such a big market were not able to do ,with so much of investment.He is more popular than six sigma,saki and samuri, in Japan.He has achieved what all the companies and brands in this world have failed.This is high time the Indian brands and companies try following Shivaji Rules than going through book like "how to place your brand in the market and enter inside peoples mind and conquer the market by moving the eggs in a fishy way to become a billioner in 9 days by cutting the cost to with 1 rupee"

Friday, June 1, 2007

critique

Its easy to be film critic in india,than a film maker.

The mouseless and the most jobless guys in the this country are given the job of critising a film. Some best way they write the review is to copy from some international web site and post it .But what about indian films , in other cases of news they always want them selves to be first to write about something but in case of films , they wait for some one to write and then once some one writes or speaks about the film they modify and add and some or delete some words ( not even sentences ) and post it. The best part of the whole thing is that if you want to be journalist you need to have some degree in journalsim , but for films the best way is that you should have no knowledege about film making , if u have good knowledge in film making you wont be a film critiq but you will become a film maker . So you should be zero in film making to be a film critq .Some film critics in india tried making films , but they failed utterly butterly .

Saturday, May 12, 2007

It all started there

We are just slaves .We try to please them , we try to keep them happy ,we want them to have a comfortable life, we take care of their kids, we live for them, we die for them, we are just slaves.The world revolves around them.When God gifted the planet earth and rest of the universe to Xena,the only daughter. God created Maitz and Sparkiz ,two slaves to take care of her.Xena fell in love with Sparkiz ,thats when it all started .......

Friday, May 11, 2007

safest industry

Hey ,its been a long i wrote something useful and informative.Since i have been travelling i couldn write something constructive bla bla bla .Coming to the point,i have been in Mumbai for the past one week , weather is much better than last time.Two months back when i came down you could only make half fry (half boil ,its called in some places) on the road ,now you can make full omlet on the road ,its so hot and fantastically humid.
In Mumbai the film industry is totally different and well organised than Chennai .The film producers are very rational and to the point.When i say they are diffrent , they are totally different , In Chennai industry if they copy different scenes from different film and then mix it well and make a recpie , here they take the whole film and make Indian version out of it, the producers are so rational that ,you have to show them some solid proof like reviews from net or paper cuttings about the foriegn film to make the producer to produce the indian version.The assistants directors are much safe and secured here ,because in Chennai if u tell a assistant tells a original or a inspired story to a director to get some sugestion , you will find that the next movie of his will have exact inspiration ,but in Mumbai u don have to worry about it ,even if u tell a very good saleable story to a director or some one in the industry , they won't copy or make it ,because they are so ratinal that they need a proof that this film will run good, so they always make films which have already been made abroad.

Monday, May 7, 2007

sorry , the cheap third rated word in the world

Since the day this word sorry was invented ,every one has been taking advantage of every one else. I tried finding this guy who invented sorry , i was not able to find him on orkut or on tagged .Your girl friend cheats on you and says sorry , you accept it .You sleep with some other girl and say sorry to ur girl friend ,she accepts u. Can i ask ua simple question my dear "if your mom tells you that she has been going out with some other guy other than your dad " will you accept it with a simple sorry .Im SORRY for taking advantage of the word ,im SORRY hurting u .

Tuesday, May 1, 2007

This is what happens

You meet her after a long time in the same restaurant were you met her for the first time.You meet her with the same guy with whome she was going out ,before you started going out with her.You feel like asking her "why the hell did you do this to me ?" but you keep quite and behave decently and smile at them and say "hi" .She got so much used to the place ,that she sits in the same table were you use to sit along with her.Now ,you sit in the table were he use to sit and watch her every day, for two long months after they broke up.You feel like a shit watching them ,but you keep up your smile and over act to the whole situation, you behave nice to the bearers ,because they know the whole story now .The bearers behave badly the way you use to behave with them ,when you use to come there two months back with her.You cross her table often, to see whether she notices your sad stuipd face.Her boy friend wants to impress her and insult you at same time decently, so he asks you whether you want to join them,now you want to impress her by being decent ,so you say "no" and give some reasons like "im waiting for a friend who has come from Antartica" .
She wants to prove to her boy friend that she is over with you ,so she holds his hands all the time and talks happyily about the new reservation policy and global warming.He wants to prove that he is ok with it and he understands her situation, so he starts talking about the media hype on Aish and Abhi's wedding.You want to prove that you are really not angry on her ,so you start talking about the Alien abduction in West California.The bearer wants to prove ,that he does not know whats going on ,so he starts talking about new Cyberian cricket team.The whole conversation ends with "hahahahahahaaaaaaa" "heheheheeeeeeeeee" "whu whu whu whu whuuuuuuuu", your Antartican friend nevers turns up ,their whole dinner plan turns up useful talking about every important socio-economic issue,the bearer feels happy satisfying the customers complying ISO norms,the sun sets in the west and rises in the east as usual, but you still think of her all the time sitting along with your new girl friend,waiting to say "I LOVE YOU".

Sunday, April 29, 2007

"North and South" Indians

Karnataka,Kerala,Tamil Nadu and Andhra Pradesh, but who will take the pain to spell such difficult names,so they call it simply "MADRAS" .Cochin ,Hydrabad,Kovilpatti or Mysore everything is called MADRAS, and you get a common name MADRASI.Some people don't even know, that there are four different states with different languages exist .They think ,that the whole of South India is called MADRAS.
Some of the myths :
South Indias are dark black
MADRSIs drink only filter coffee all the time
Madrasis read only Hindu
Madrasis hate speaking Hindi
Madrasis eat only dosa ,idly and sambar
Madrasis speak a Alien language
Jayalalitha Amma , VeerAppa and Rajinikanth are the three Gods of worship.

When i say "they " " they " "they" , who are these people, these are North Indians from north India,which comprises the rest of India (East ,West,North and Banglore) and do we know that its not a sigle state ? ,there are other languages otherthan Hindi that they speak ?
If you are from Bombay ,Calcutta ,Ambala ,Bhuvaneswar or Baroda ,you are still called a North Indian in MADRAS(comprising Karnataka,Tamil Nadu ,Andhra Pradesh and Kerala ,minus Banglore).

Thursday, April 26, 2007

Serious Film Making.

For the past few months I have been meeting some Serious Film makers. Serious as in very serious people. Full time busy with discussing the screenplay, full time tension and full time thinking. They don't have time to do any thing ,even to make films, they just discuss, discuss and discuss. To be a Serious Film maker you need to watch a lot Iranian, French and East Antartican films ,because these are the films normal people don't watch ,so its easy to get stories and ideas from these films and get inspired .Apart from this you get a chance to spell some difficult name as your favorite director. Some people are so busy that, they ask their assistants to watch the film and get inspired (because they know ,that only assistants are going to write the screenplay anyway).Once the story is conceived by getting inspiration from Europe and Antarctica and a bit of Asia, for camera angles the inspiration comes from some independent films from west. Now the assistant camera men search for their inspiration on a international level.What to do for rest ? dialogues, scenes and other things " lets search, go to Google ummmmmmm" tamil film + good dialogues + claps + super + 100 days + tamil font + i want .......... that’s the research on net. Some assistants are smart enough to pick up inspiration from already run 100 days films from tamil, malayalam, kannada, hindi and some times Hollywood serials like friends. Now once all this is done the consolidation takes place, this is the most important period in film making called story discussion .You need a peaceful place to consolidate all this, some of the favorite place are Chola Sheraton, room no: 9, The Park ,room no: 300 and every director has his own favorites, some of the out station sites are Ooty, Kodai and if the producer is new to the industry, then you even have a choice to go abroad, so its always good look for a new producer, preferably one from south tamilnadu.So now the screenplay is ready with a cost of 3,4 lakhs ,out of which 2 lakh is spent on inspirational accessories like booze and other stuff. Once the screenplay is ready the producer has no choice but to produce the film, since he has invested a good amount of money already on buying DVDs and other inspirational material. If he drops the film he will have , they start investing more money to improve screen play .The next level of research starts.When everything is done by assistants ,what do directors do ? they spend time preparing lists like the "the best booze brands in the world" , "the best places to visit" and some times "the best films"......